Walking Talking Fertilizer Polyester T-Shirt by Zero-Sum Equation
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Width, in | 18.50 | 20.00 | 21.50 | 23.00 | 24.50 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 32.50 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve Length from Center Back, in | 17.75 | 18.50 | 19.25 | 20.00 | 20.75 | 21.50 | 22.25 | 23.00 |
A lightweight performance tee that speaks to gardeners, sustainability advocates, and anyone who loves soil under their nails. Soft-feeling polyester wicks sweat and keeps you cool while the understated design—’Walking Talking Fertilizer’ on the front and a small earth emblem on the back—announces your commitment to nourishing the planet with a wink. Wear it while tending beds, swapping seeds at community events, or on sunny neighborhood walks. It feels breathable and easy, moves with you, and ages well so the message stays readable trip after trip.
This shirt sits comfortably on the body without clinging. The collar and reinforced hems hold their shape through repeated washes. The muted printed graphics blend casual humor with eco-conscious pride, making it something you reach for when you want to be practical and expressive at once.
Product features
- 100% polyester — strong, quick-drying fabric that retains shape
- Extra-light 3.8 oz/yd² fabric for breathable, cool wear
- Direct-to-Film (DTF) print for crisp, long-lasting graphics
- Reinforced construction: self-fabric collar plus double-needle hems
- Regular fit with side seams and tear-away label for comfort and durability
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
100% Polyester
This extremely strong and durable synthetic fabric retains its shape and dries quickly
Direct-to-Film (DTF) print
The design is printed on a special film and then transferred to the garment
Self fabric collar with seam
Collar is sewn from the same fabric as the body of the garment
Double needle sleeve and bottom hems
The garment is sewn around the edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting and durable
With side seams
Located along the sides of a garment, they hold shirts shape longer and lend its structural support
Do not iron; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Do not tumble dry; Do not dryclean.
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